my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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