Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pants are for mortals
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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