your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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