I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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