Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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