Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My feet surprised me
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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