I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
