Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She said her name was "party"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You may now shotgun with the bride
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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