Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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