everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
