i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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