But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
