You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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