I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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