I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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