It's just like the Real World with babies
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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