why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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