My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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