guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
