i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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