What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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