Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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