Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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