what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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