She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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