All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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