herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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