come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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