I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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