Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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