through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
