erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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