check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
