you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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