He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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