Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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