I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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