i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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