She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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