She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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