My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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