i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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