OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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