I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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