The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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