im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This house was built for laser tag.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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