Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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