If i come over, it means nothing
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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