honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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