I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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