did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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