Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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