Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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