THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
