He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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