I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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