school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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